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At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 27 April 2019
There is no life after death, and often, not much life before it either.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 24 April 2019
#Happy420! I created cannabis for you. The Garden of Eden was full of it. In fact that was Eve's downfall. She got the munchies.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 20 April 2019
It’s weird being an atheist when you have My job.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 19 April 2019
If you think the picture of the black hole is cool, wait till next week, when you get to photograph it from the inside.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 10 April 2019
It’s a well-known fact that the world is full of stupid people, but what may surprise you is you are one of them.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 6 April 2019
Orgasms are My way of apologizing for everything else.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 30 March 2019